Roller Coaster Rider is an oddly amusing game where you are riding a roller coaster and your job is to use the space bar to jump over all the "baddies". You want to collect good tokens but you need to avoid the symbols that represent "bloated", "pms", "cramps", and "moody". You want to pick up the "Always" tokens and the power-ups to increase your speed so you can make it to the end of the track before time runs out? Once you hit one of the "baddie" symbols, you're thrown off the track and you lose! Warning: Roller Coaster Rider should not be played when you're on your period.